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I'm Brittany. I'm 17 and I live in Texas. I'm super duper attractive and I'm better than all of you. (Sarcasm) I'm in a lot of fandoms. I love Sherlock, but I am NOT part of the Sherlock fandom...No offense, they have just become annoying and somewhat elitist. #realtalk #thatlasthashtagwassarcastic #seriouslywhatdoyoutakemefor?


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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 40,828 notes

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

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They have arrived….

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 124,192 notes

That awkward moment when someone can’t pronounce your name

laugh-addict:

You are like:

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And they are like:

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2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 71,375 notes
2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 8,483 notes

plemelwarmface:

imjohnlocked:

the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right

I hate that I still know who you’re talking about

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 31,327 notes
2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 21,427 notes

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 15,818 notes
sapphire-burns:

dorodraws:

Genderbend Pocahontas.
I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.

THIS IS FREAKING AMAZINGGGGG

sapphire-burns:

dorodraws:

Genderbend Pocahontas.

I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.

THIS IS FREAKING AMAZINGGGGG

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 7,831 notes
plays

tyleroakley:

Art Student Destroys Her Painting After a Critique

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 15,371 notes

sentim3nts:

kaylamariel:

dayglobetty:

This gif set will never get old, ever.

I laughed.

I rarely laugh at posts out loud but this…I could not control myself

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 257,689 notes
2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 27,146 notes

textpoops:

foreveralone-lyguy:

hitlervevo:

im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police

how the hell do you ship clothes

You put them in a box, put someone’s address on the box, and take the box to the post office

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 3,866 notes
2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 5,691 notes
e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 5,501 notes
lehorse:

niknak79:

So young. So honest.

That’s how it goes when your name is Frankie ;)

lehorse:

niknak79:

So young. So honest.

That’s how it goes when your name is Frankie ;)

2 hours ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 13,238 notes